Quirky Watch Enthusiast Pillows

'I told him he never should have bought that two-sided watch.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

A watch face with Stonehenge

Football Crazy strip six

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

Hourglass Dumptruck

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"You're late."

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

'What's wrong with you?'

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Spiv

Visiting 'friends'.

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Do' you have the time?'

"Less overcoat, lower prices."

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

Sundial watch...

Waiting for home time

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Charles Dickens Watch Shop. Here they only sell the hightest-quality watches and very shoddy watches. The best of times, the worst of times.

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."