Witty Watch Collector Gifts

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Sundial Time

A watch face with Stonehenge

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Waking Up With Rooster.

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Do you like my bling?

The hour of justice

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"As I thought...the carefree extravagant days are over. There's no marble foyer."

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

"You're late."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

Pianist.

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

Spiv

New Watchdog.

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

Death Watch

Do' you have the time?'

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."