Witty Watch Collector Pillows

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

Sundial Time

A watch face with Stonehenge

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Waking Up With Rooster.

Do you like my bling?

The hour of justice

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"You're late."

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

"As I thought...the carefree extravagant days are over. There's no marble foyer."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

Pianist.

Spiv

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

New Watchdog.

Do' you have the time?'

Death Watch

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"