Collecting Watches Gifts

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

"I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is."

Neighborhood Watch.

'All right, fellow anarchists, synchronize your watches.'

Man lost in a desert gets given a watch by Santa Claus.

"Oh, it's just for show. If you want to know the time, I'll have to look at my phone."

'You're late.'

"That should keep your fancy self-wind watch going for a couple of weeks..."

'Would you like seconds?'

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

Caution Watch Dog

'You told me this watch would last me a lifetime.' - 'Yes sir, but you looked pretty sick yesterday'

Watch for Pedestrians.

'Bandits at... AW NO! Digital watch!'

'Yeah, as a matter of fact I do have the time on me,,,'

Checking watch

'I'm looking for a clockwatcher.'

'I HATE Daylight Savings Time.'

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

"A thousand pounds to overhaul a Rolex?My goodness, time really is money."

Last Minute Gifts

"Yes, my watch is on time, but I only have 3 more payments to make."

Sundial watch...

" - and it tells the time in different countries, Alcatraz, Devils Island, Parkhurst..."

'My time share? I get to wear this watch for two weeks a year. That's my time share.'

"I'm afraid retirement doesn't warrant a gold watch any more, but you're free to come in and ask the time every alternate Friday."

"I must have completely lost track of the time..."

Watch Handcuff

"I can't remember a thing he said. I was hypnotized by his watch."

Time Accident

Death Watch

"Are you some sort of wind-up merchant??"

Watch Batteries Charged

Jewellers - wrist watches,

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."