
'We are a committee of clocks, you idiot. What do you mean you forgot to record the minutes?'
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'We are a committee of clocks, you idiot. What do you mean you forgot to record the minutes?'
The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,
"Correction. It's not a zombie apocalypse. They're simply adjusting to daylight savings time."
Cuckoo clock in a kitchen with a cooked bird
'Hon, I set all of your clocks an hour forward for daylight savings time.'
Cuckoo bird in office.
'I'd rather have a TV.'
Cat sitting on cuckoo clock with napkin, knife and fork waiting for bird with a hungry look on his face.
Egg Timer.
Just when all hope was lost, Kirby happened upon a vision shared by all homeless cuckoo birds - the abandoned clock.
Cuckoo clock.
'We couldn't save him, but we found out what made him tick.'
Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'
'Welcome to the 24 Hour Time Channel...'
Clock Shop.
'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'
'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'
Cuckoo Clock and Grandfather Clock.
"Oh, stop living in the past. The only time you can turn back the clock is this fall ending Daylight Savings."
Cuckoo clock poops on man's shoulder.
"You're late!"
Time Table
"Cuckoo-CRASH. Cuckoo-CRASH."
"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"
Last Minute Gifts
"Look, Mom! No hands!"
Nutcracker Clock
"Portable, glows in the dark and keeps perfect time. What's not to love?"
"Bit stuck then, is it?"
Cuckoo! Cuckoo! It's not very dignified, but at least it's steady work!
Athens. Cairo. Babylon. Machu Picchu. Beijing. Palmyra. Rome. Constantinople.
The Bathos.
Bull's Matador Clock.
Mouse climbing a grandfather clock
Time change
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