Quirky Clock Collectors Gifts

Coo Coo Clock

Toadstools

Second hand furniture.

Piranhaclaus

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Sundial Time

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Time Table

'Too dressy?'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"You're late."

Outstanding Time Management

Crystal Ball Plug

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.