Timepiece Collector Gifts

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

'Is this A.M. or P.M.?'

'This clock you sold me loses fifteen minutes every hour!'

"What you call a lump of rock, Zog, I call a timepiece."

"When I retired they gave me a gold watch. It stopped working when I did."

'Dimitri, can I return some of those gold plated mantle clocks you sold me in bulk ?'

"Is that a new watch?"

'Agnes, do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?'

'Personally I think he's got to much time on his hands.'

'My smart watch has some old school features.'

Watch dog.

Man in hourglass is falling through quicksand.

The end of the world is nigh - Get your specially adapted clock here

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.

Biological Cuckoo clock

Watch Shop. Returns. Mister Dali, here, says his wristwatch melted.

Ketchup Hourglass

"Have you got anything that doesn't look like a pressure gauge from the Titanic?"

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Sundial Time

A watch face with Stonehenge

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Waking Up With Rooster.

Do you like my bling?

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Hourglass Dumptruck

The hour of justice