
'Please try not to scratch my Rolex.'
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'Please try not to scratch my Rolex.'
Professor Wiles grows insufferable.
Sundial Time
"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."
'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'
'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'
“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”
A watch face with Stonehenge
"I don't like the look of this."
"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"
"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."
"I travel Prada whenever I can."
"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"
'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'
Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.
Do you like my bling?
"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."
Hourglass Dumptruck
"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"
It feels so weird when I forget my watch.
"Port outbound, starboard home."
'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'
"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"
"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."
'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'
'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'
'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'
"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."
"You're late."
'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'
"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."
'I think I know what makes you tick!'
"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."
A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.
"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."
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