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"Yes the view is nice, but I mostly want people to look up here and think how rich I am."

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

"We love the view. It helps to remind us that we're part of a larger community."

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

"...and from here you get a lovely view of the harbour."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Office of quality assurance"

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'What if I promise not to look?'

'No cheating'

'Look a huge bird!'

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

Private View.

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"E"

'Fenster, this memo accurately describes the human condition...but our job is to generate profits, not insights.'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

"Look! Another non regulated bank!"