View Admirers T-Shirts

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Taking a peek at the audience

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Shell Fire

Hombre's Best Friend.

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Under New Mismanagement

Starbucks Siren

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

New around here?

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

'We were matched by computer.'

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

I told you not to touch its belly.

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

The big apple.

Alan Turing

Intramission

We have enough money to build it, but nothing left for furniture. Never start something you can't furnish!

Arctic Caravan Breaks

"We have some architects in our colony."

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

'I think you got carried away with the whole five portions of fruit and veg thing.'

"Gracie, I know you think Frida Kahlo deserves admiration as a great painter...and I know you want to honor her by changing your name to Frida. But aren't you going a little too far?"

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

'I think it's an organic still life.'