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'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Taking a peek at the audience

Shell Fire

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

Under New Mismanagement

Starbucks Siren

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

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COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

'We were matched by computer.'

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

The big apple.

Alan Turing

Arctic Caravan Breaks

"We have some architects in our colony."

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

'I think you got carried away with the whole five portions of fruit and veg thing.'

'I think it's an organic still life.'

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

"We love the view. It helps to remind us that we're part of a larger community."

'I liked it better before the marketing people got a hold of it.'