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COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Shell Fire

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'Now watch our sales increase.'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Starbucks Siren

Babe in the woods!

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

I'm not saying she's a gifted child, but she did write her own birth announcement.

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

I told you not to touch its belly.

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"E"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'I think you got carried away with the whole five portions of fruit and veg thing.'

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

"Gracie, I know you think Frida Kahlo deserves admiration as a great painter...and I know you want to honor her by changing your name to Frida. But aren't you going a little too far?"

Man using 'Big N-Sexy Hair Gel'.

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

'I think it's an organic still life.'

'Frogs only! Violators will be toad!'

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