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'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

"I can't find anything wrong with the picture. I'm referring you to an optometrist!"

Cost of medicine

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Hospital Departments

"Office of quality assurance"

Musical Eye Test

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'No cheating'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Illuminating agricultural production

George Washington's Birthday

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

Man lighting ceiling candle

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"E"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

"Yes, I really love my new job at the ophthalmology clinic, except for feeling a little... creeped out."

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

"We love the view. It helps to remind us that we're part of a larger community."