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Taking a peek at the audience

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Theatre Crowd

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Scarpia from Tosca

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'Sheep striptease'.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Snow White and the seven veils.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Curtain call

"I'm $37,000 in debt for my theatre degree. I may be acting, but my tears are real."

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

Red Letter Days - A First Night

Death of the Great Zolini

Tessa

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

Performer

The Garrick Theatre