Audience Admirer Gifts

Taking a peek at the audience

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Scarpia from Tosca

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Theatre Crowd

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Knickerless Cage.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'Sheep striptease'.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Snow White and the seven veils.

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Tony Robinson

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Curtain call

"I'm $37,000 in debt for my theatre degree. I may be acting, but my tears are real."

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

Red Letter Days - A First Night

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

Tessa

Death of the Great Zolini

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

Performer