Anteater Admirer Gifts

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Taking a peek at the audience

Scarpia from Tosca

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Theatre Crowd

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Knickerless Cage.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Sheep striptease'.

Actor talking to unimpressed child

Al Pacino

Mime Flash Mobs.

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Snow White and the seven veils.

Tony Robinson

Johnny Depp

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

Curtain call

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

Red Letter Days - A First Night

Death of the Great Zolini

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

Tessa

"I'm $37,000 in debt for my theatre degree. I may be acting, but my tears are real."

Big circus elephant balancing on one foot

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot