Theatre Admirer Gifts

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'If you must know - the only thing rotten in the State of Denmark are your sneakers!'

Scarpia from Tosca

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Victorian Lady

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'Hamlet'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

Applause

"Bravo!"

Silly wig.

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Senta jumps into the sea

Theatre Crowd

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"It's a play on words."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Comedy and tragedy masks