Theatrics Admirer Gifts

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

Victorian Lady

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Theatre Crowd

Scarpia from Tosca

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Senta jumps into the sea

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Upper West Side Story

Koko pleads with the Mikado

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Performance In The Bedroom

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Tristan and Isolde

'Sheep striptease'.

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Actor talking to unimpressed child

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Snow White and the seven veils.

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

Death of the Great Zolini

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.