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"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

Victorian Lady

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Theatre Crowd

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Senta jumps into the sea

Scarpia from Tosca

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Knickerless Cage.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Film Star Robert de Niro

Upper West Side Story

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Koko pleads with the Mikado

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Performance In The Bedroom

'Sheep striptease'.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Tristan and Isolde

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Actor talking to unimpressed child

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

Tony Robinson

Snow White and the seven veils.

Johnny Depp

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.