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Victorian Lady

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Scarpia from Tosca

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Theatre Crowd

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Upper West Side Story

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Sheep striptease'.

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

The Firebird

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

Snow White and the seven veils.

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

King Gustav Un Ballo in Maschera finale

"I'm $37,000 in debt for my theatre degree. I may be acting, but my tears are real."

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.