Theatre Admirer Pillows

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'If you must know - the only thing rotten in the State of Denmark are your sneakers!'

Scarpia from Tosca

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Victorian Lady

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

"Bravo!"

"It's a play on words."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Silly wig.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Applause

Theatre Crowd

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Senta jumps into the sea

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

A man taking a bow

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

To read or not to read?

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'