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Shall we check it oversight by oversight?

Reading my Critics

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Taking a peek at the audience

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

The IRS emptied my pouch.

IRS Audit Section

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

'We were matched by computer.'

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"Glad to see you Hotchkins... Abernathy must have been the company embezzler!"

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?"

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

"This new guy's really good!"

Judge knocking at 'audits' so that 'CPA's' lose their money

"Can they tell I cheated on my taxes?"