Audit Admirers Mugs

Shall we check it oversight by oversight?

Reading my Critics

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Taking a peek at the audience

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

IRS Audit Section

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Carpe De Revenue!"

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

'We were matched by computer.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

"Glad to see you Hotchkins... Abernathy must have been the company embezzler!"

Armless chainsaw juggler.

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?"

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

Audit of Losses

"Ok, we'll begin by going over the P/L statement line by line."

Intramission