Oversight Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Office of quality assurance"

"Look! Another non regulated bank!"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

That party went well.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

'No cheating'

Spy Satellite

"It takes a special supervisor to admit he's wrong. So far I can admit to being a special supervisor. I'm still working on the second part."