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'It sure beats Riddlin.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Glance Exchange

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"What are you doing?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Max Weber

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Nervous at a party.

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

The United States of Amazement

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Take a pill so you won't be one.

'Not...one...drop.'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!

Joe Hundredaire

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."