Social Observation Enthusiast Mugs

'It sure beats Riddlin.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Glance Exchange

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Max Weber

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Nervous at a party.

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

'Not...one...drop.'

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...

The United States of Amazement

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Take a pill so you won't be one.

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Joe Hundredaire

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'