Social Observations Mugs

Penny for your inner monologue

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Glance Exchange

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"What are you doing?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Nervous at a party.

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

The United States of Amazement

Take a pill so you won't be one.

'Not...one...drop.'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!

Joe Hundredaire

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."