Social Observer Mugs

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"I take the fun out of everything. What do you do?"

'Have you noticed it, too?'

'Watch out for the... Ah, never mind.'

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

People in elevator avoiding each other by facing walls.

'Why don't you go and do your shopping, Irene, then Janet and I will have something to talk about.'

'You can't judge a person by his cell phone cover.'

Yossi's mother couldn't understand why he was struggling socially.

It might take a few years, but Pete knew that one day he would get to know the neighbors.

The International Association of Innocent Bystanders.

Fountain of Youth and Fountain of Smart.

We all long to be long.

"The Passive-Agressive Door-Holding Game:See if you can make an innocent stranger hurry from more than fifteen feet away while you hold the door."

New in town

Body Language...

'Don't stare, woman. They're one of those poor, sad, childless couples.'

'Did you ever feel like you were just the control in an experiment being carried out on somebody else?'

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

"Oh, no, it's that guy we meet so often we think we know him."

They say there's more people sharing the experience of living alone.

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"Wonderful! This way I can go block after block talking to myself and nobody looks at me as if I were crazy."

'In some ways I envy you.'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Newly Non-Mega-Rich

"I'm doing a paper on daylight as a trigger of politically incorrect language in men."

"What did you say your super power was again?"

Nervous at a party.

"Ah-Choo."

"Politics has divided everything."

'It's not my real name.'

'He's the sort of person who asks, 'How are you?' and then looks bored when you tell him.'

"I always end up next to the weirdo!"