Observation Enthusiast Gifts

A brand new day finds Fred, as usual, happily sitting on the sidelines of his own life.

"Did you notice anything else about the man who tripped you – other than he was short and beginning to go bald?"

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Hospital Departments

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"Office of quality assurance"

Musical Eye Test

'No cheating'

Spy Satellite

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Sheepdog Security

Super-ego Surveillance

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

The Manipulation of Justice

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

'Watch this space.'

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

Shy Man at Party

"It took all day, but we finally got there."