Sophisticated Observer Gifts

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Wine Lady

"He's no hat and all corgis."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Tinnitus?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

The Three Kinds of People

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"What's all this?"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"I think he just ashed on me."

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

UFO/observatory

Cocktails and Peacocks

The Manipulation of Justice

'Let's arbitrate.'

'Watch this space.'

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

Russian bombers in California

Shy Man at Party

Minimalism exhibition...

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

"After I had my eyes lasered, the people down there stopped looking like ants. Plump, furry and delicious little rodents, yes, but not ants!"

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Nice to see you!

'Tell Marketing the feedback on new logo and brand name is all positive.'

"Okay, your story checks out. You're not a Peeping Tom, you're just a creepy real estate appraiser."

"Looking at all the stars in the sky makes me feel cosmically mindful—all my earthly concerns meaningless in the breadth of what I now witness. I’d have a better view if the Lewises would cut down those useless pine trees... Curious if those damn things are on my property. I’ll call the town surveyor in the morning and see if I can get those stupid trees removed. I hate having neighbors..."

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