Sophisticated Observer Pillows

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Wine Lady

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Tinnitus?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

The Three Kinds of People

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"What's all this?"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"I think he just ashed on me."

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

UFO/observatory

Cocktails and Peacocks

The Manipulation of Justice

'Let's arbitrate.'

'Watch this space.'

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

Shy Man at Party

Minimalism exhibition...

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

Russian bombers in California

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

"After I had my eyes lasered, the people down there stopped looking like ants. Plump, furry and delicious little rodents, yes, but not ants!"

Nice to see you!

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'Tell Marketing the feedback on new logo and brand name is all positive.'

"Okay, your story checks out. You're not a Peeping Tom, you're just a creepy real estate appraiser."

"You have an anti-addiction...everyone just hates you!"

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

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