Tech-savvy Observer Gifts

Trolling on social media

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'There's nothing on.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Coffee shop

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"A virus ate my homework."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

The dead sea scrolls

Websiteless -- please help.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

Childhood Screen Addict

Astronaut Selfie.

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'