Tech-savvy Stargazer Gifts

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

Buffering

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

The Big Tipper

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Coffee shop

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Sir Patrick Moore.

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

Astronaut Selfie.

Tarzan mobile phone

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Data, data everywhere!'

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Youtube ghost videos...

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"Don't forget to send selfies."

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

Johannes Kepler

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

'Watch this space.'