Stargazing Aficionado Gifts

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

"They're on your forehead."

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

The Big Tipper

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Sir Patrick Moore.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.