Stargazing Aficionado Mugs

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

"They're on your forehead."

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

The Big Tipper

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory