Tech Geek With A Celestial Twist Gifts

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

Alien David statue

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Take me to your Larder!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Big Bang Boulevard

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Buffering

"Oh, don't worry, we just find this planet hilarious."

The First Alien Contact

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

We are not alone!

"Thank heaven they're finally starting to worry about the greenhouse effect!"

"No, we don't want to abduct you. We just want your wallet."

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

"He's been kind of spacey lately."

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