Astro Geek Gifts

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Alien David statue

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Take me to your Larder!"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Marry me astronaut

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Dr. Roo.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Dog Howling the Moon way

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

God creating the galaxy.

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

'Where did you leave the ship?'

Water divining Mars