Astronomy Geek Gifts

Best Supermoon Ever!

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Lesser-known phases of the moon. Hey! Rebellious. Why does earth keep staring at me? Awkward. Shy. Immature.

"Oh, don't worry, we just find this planet hilarious."

Alien David statue

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Marry me astronaut

"Take me to your Larder!"

Dr. Roo.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Dog Howling the Moon way

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

First Contact

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

Cosmology marches on. . .