Astronomy Geek Mugs

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"Oh, don't worry, we just find this planet hilarious."

Alien David statue

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Marry me astronaut

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Take me to your Larder!"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Dog Howling the Moon way

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

First Contact

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

Cosmology marches on. . .

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

'Where did you leave the ship?'

God creating the galaxy.

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"