Astro Geeks Mugs

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Alien David statue

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Take me to your Larder!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."