Astro Geeks Gifts

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Alien David statue

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Take me to your Larder!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Al, you look nonplussed. I just heard that they discovered a new astrological sign, and my birthday now falls under the sign of the jackass.

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

"Oh, don't worry, we just find this planet hilarious."