Astro Enthusiast Gifts

'A lot of rubbish. We Leos aren't that easily fooled.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!'

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."

Daily horoscope: Taurus.

'Kevin bought it so he could see Mars and the Milky way. There's a chocolate factory across the road.'

'Bugger!'

"I called tech support, but he said Mercury was in retrograde, so there was nothing he could do."

"According to my readings the moon really is made of cheese. Judging by its consistency, I think we've landed in Brie!!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Marry me astronaut

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Planting by the Moon.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Fortune telling/retirement planning'