Astro-fun Enthusiast Gifts

'I found a distant, frozen chunk of ice - I think I'll name it after you.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Marry me astronaut

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

Martians spot an Earth UFO

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.