Astro-comedy Fan Gifts

Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Flying sauces.

Dr. Roo.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Why don't you pop back in a couple of years - we'll talk again!"

One afternoon on mars.

The Old Man and the Noodle.

First space criminal investigation

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seventeen

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

A workman ponders a bolt on a track