Astro-comedy Fans Gifts

'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"Sorry, Jeff. This just isn't working as I'd hoped."

'They come down here to smoke.'

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

Spaceman serving shrimp.

'It's Howard Schultz calling. Does newly discovered planet Kepler 186F have an atmosphere suitable for a starbucks.'

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

First space criminal investigation

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

Search for Extraterrestrial Life. Ernie is working on a theory that alien life forms avoid the Milky Way galaxy because they're lactose intolerant.

'Ooh, look! A shooting star. Make a wish.'

'I come from. . . URANUS!'

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

'I'm part of you, you're part of me...'

Heaven Security Checks.

Extraterrestrials Watchers Club.

Hand me the remote...

'True, the Ezra Yomp Scholarship is very generous, but you have to be a capricorn to apply.'

"Two bars—how about you?"