Astronomy Enthusiasts Gifts

'I tell you, Halley has been insufferable since he got his comet.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Marry me astronaut

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

The star hunters

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Blue Origin

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

NASA Special

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Save Mars

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'