Astronomy Enthusiasts Gifts

I heard in Science class that we know more about the moon than we do about the oceans. Isn't that amazing? Not really, Axel. I know more about the attic than I do the basement. Same thing.

'I tell you, Halley has been insufferable since he got his comet.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Teenagers!'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Marry me astronaut

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

The star hunters

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Blue Origin

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

NASA Special

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Save Mars

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'