Astronomy Aficionado Gifts

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'Have you tried switching it off and on?'

World-Go-Round

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

I can't help being self-conscious during an eclipse. It feels like everybody's looking at me!

'Thank you, Blake, for that riveting presentation on black holes.'

The Great Teddy Bear

Larry ignored all their warnings. 'The Big One, Larry. The cage won't protect you if the Big One hits'. And then one day it happened.

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'It can't be easy being a wishing star. It's probably 'gimme gimme gimme' all night long.'

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"Josh, to be 'boyfriend and girlfriend,' we need to share the same interests! Let's calculate the distance between the moon and the sun!"

Earth/billiard ball

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"It's so hot. Wonder if we can get the Big Dipper to pour some water out on us."

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

'Community wok?'

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.

Obama's Mysterious Plan

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"Move please, I can't see a thing..."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

A man in 17th century dress wearing a hat with a huge elliptical brim.

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Alien David statue

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Marry me astronaut