Astronomy Buff Gifts

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

Annoyed planet.

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

okfermi: Dating Service for Lonely Planets.

"How many times have I told you to stop picking your craters?"

"Look at all those stars, Gordon. They remind me of how insignificant you are."

'Not to be rude, but would you be considered a regular alien or a chubby alien?'

'If we hurry, maybe we can catch it on the five o'clock news.'

'I've felt much better ever since John D. Rockefeller started me on liposuction.'

'I'm going to Roswell -- Can I bring you anything?'

'Where did you leave the ship?'

"Yes, I'm sure. It says here the full moon isn't until the twenty-third."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I've never had the Big Bang Theory explained so beautifully!'

'Hey, nice rings!', 'Thanks!...Uh, great wall!'

Full mooning

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

Dog Howling the Moon way

"Sorry, y'all, I really wanted to make it out tonight but I'm waning..."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Apples for sale

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

God Sneezes Out Creation

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,