Astronomy Buff Gifts

'Did you know the moon is made from bananas?'

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

Annoyed planet.

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

okfermi: Dating Service for Lonely Planets.

"How many times have I told you to stop picking your craters?"

"Living in space is just like living on Earth"

"Look at all those stars, Gordon. They remind me of how insignificant you are."

'Not to be rude, but would you be considered a regular alien or a chubby alien?'

'If we hurry, maybe we can catch it on the five o'clock news.'

'I've felt much better ever since John D. Rockefeller started me on liposuction.'

'I'm going to Roswell -- Can I bring you anything?'

'Where did you leave the ship?'

"Yes, I'm sure. It says here the full moon isn't until the twenty-third."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I've never had the Big Bang Theory explained so beautifully!'

'Hey, nice rings!', 'Thanks!...Uh, great wall!'

Full mooning

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

It's for looking at the other side of the moon.

Dog Howling the Moon way

"Sorry, y'all, I really wanted to make it out tonight but I'm waning..."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

At the Museum

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Albert Einstein

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Apples for sale

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'