Space Buffs Gifts

Spaceman using a toilet in space

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Teenagers!'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

"Take me to your Larder!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Flying sauces.

"Well, that one got away."

"Not now, Oliver."

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.