Space Exploration Buff Gifts

Help us meet our goal and we won't destroy your planet.

'Don't worry, I'm just here to promote my book.'

U.S. Lunar Open

"They won't notice a couple missing."

'Don't make any sudden moves...they've got vaporizers!'

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'There's definitely civilization on this planet!'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Head over Hooves

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Take me to your Larder!"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Well, that one got away."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Flying sauces.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Not now, Oliver."