Space Exploration Fanatic Gifts

'...and we are not here to turn on heart lights.'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Dr. Roo.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Well, that one got away."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Flying sauces.

"Not now, Oliver."

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."